Thirsty Suitors
November 2, 2023
BATTLE YOUR EXES. DISAPPOINT YOUR PARENTS. FIND YOURSELF. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relationships, family pressures, and expressing oneself. Can Jala handle her demanding parents, reconcile with her exes, and mend broken friendships in time for her sister’s wedding? Will she be ready for …
Critic Score
78.4
28 critic reviews
User Score
No ratings
0 user ratings
Buy the all
User Reviews
No user reviews for this all yet. Be the first to write one!
Critic Reviews (28)
Graphics
50.0
Gameplay
50.0
Story
50.0
"A heartfelt and hilarious couples therapy session, disguised as a stylish RPG. A gem."
Read original reviewGraphics
65.0
Gameplay
70.0
Story
85.0
"Thirsty Suitors succeeds because it delivers on story. Memorable characters, top-notch voice-over work, and stand-out dialogue all help elevate the average gameplay elements. Ultimately, Jala&s;s is a story that you&s;ll enjoy from beginning to end, even if it does involve …"
Read original reviewGraphics
40.0
Gameplay
55.0
Story
70.0
"As well, the game is certainly visually impressive but lacks depth to its mechanics and character growth. I&s;m incredibly happy to see more cultural representation in games, but I wanted more from the story than what Thirsty Suitors was giving …"
Read original reviewGraphics
65.0
Gameplay
75.0
Story
90.0
"Although mechanically monotonous, it manages to entertain until the end with its dialogues and characters. Don&s;t miss it if you are interested in relationships, social pressure, responsibility and food."
Read original reviewGraphics
90.0
Gameplay
90.0
Story
90.0
"Thirsty Suitors is a wicked combination of a warm hug and a shot of tequila. It absolutely nails its colourful, over-the-top style in every aspect, keeping you thirsting to jump into your next dramatic turn-based confrontation or unlock a new …"
Read original reviewGraphics
75.0
Gameplay
80.0
Story
92.0
"Thirsty Suitors, while not for everyone, is full of wit, charm and everything good about indie games."
Read original review"Thirsty Suitors oozes charm with its creative mix of narrative RPG, skateboarding and cooking. It&s;s engaging to follow Jala on his journey of redemption and self-discovery because of the humorous dialogue, the unusual characters and the many interesting themes covered …"
Read original reviewGraphics
65.0
Gameplay
75.0
Story
55.0
"Like its hero, Thirsty Suitors is a charmingly messy game that juggles a little more than it can handle. Its multipronged gameplay loop wobbles between inventive and repetitive over the course of its eight-hour story. What it lacks in polish, …"
Read original review"It’s also relatively short to complete as the game only has a few Chapters, meaning you can wrap up the story in between 10-15 hours. This makes it the perfect game to pick up and play on a weekend, especially …"
Read original review"Thirsty Suitors is a pot full of ideas which altogether manage to represent Jala&s;s life experience. With vibrant characters and a well handled story, the title is much more than the sum of its parts. It&s;s a celebration of life, …"
Read original reviewGraphics
64.0
Gameplay
82.0
Story
78.0
"While on the outside Thirsty Suitors seems like a tongue-in-cheek game about reconnecting with your past, it reveals so much more beneath the surface. That&s;s not to say it isn&s;t humorous, but it&s;s also doing much more besides. It&s;s a …"
Read original reviewGraphics
50.0
Gameplay
50.0
Story
50.0
"Thirsty Suitors is a little thirsty with its mechanical ambitions but never fails to charm in one way or another. With a beautifully diverse cast, mature writing, and unmatched expressiveness, it breathes new life into the genre."
Read original reviewGraphics
60.0
Gameplay
80.0
Story
70.0
"Overall, Thirsty Suitors is a fun experience. If you can overlook the rough skateboarding sections and repetitive encounters, there is a good coming-of-age story and some fantastic music and mini-games."
Read original reviewGraphics
70.0
Gameplay
65.0
Story
70.0
"Thirsty Suitors has well-crafted RPG mechanics and satisfying combat, but its gleefully wild and colorful style and superb dialogue and characters are truly its biggest strength. It&s;s the type of game where you find yourself tempted to try every activity …"
Read original review"Thirsty Suitors is a wildly unique game that blends together a whole lot of genres, but too often it feels like a bit of a chore to play."
Read original reviewGraphics
65.0
Gameplay
65.0
Story
65.0
"Thirsty Suitors has a surprising amount to say about culture, acceptance, self-expression, and growing from your mistakes. That being said, I did not grow past my lifelong videogame mistakes, and, as I’ve done so often in the past, I failed …"
Read original reviewGraphics
30.0
Gameplay
70.0
Story
85.0
"Your bitter exes are the enemies in this turn-based adventure, which has you talk through your feelings even while delivering kick-ass martial arts moves"
Read original reviewGraphics
60.0
Gameplay
45.0
Story
80.0
"Thirsty Suitors’s main story is deep and really aims right at the heart, even if it feels disjointed at times. Regardless of your relationship with your parents, loved ones, and past friends, you will find ways to connect with Jala’s …"
Read original reviewGraphics
85.0
Gameplay
70.0
Story
80.0
"Despite underwhelming combat and gameplay mechanics, Thirsty Suitors has stellar style and character writing wrapped up in a charming and sincere package."
Read original reviewGraphics
70.0
Gameplay
85.0
Story
95.0
"A memorable experience that left me wanting more (in a good way)."
Read original reviewGraphics
70.0
Gameplay
75.0
Story
90.0
"Mix the madness of a blind date, the unknown of a homecoming and slippers on your mother&s;s teeth, and you get Thirsty Suitors, a video game that overwhelms the rules and follows its own vision, going to define with awareness …"
Read original reviewGraphics
35.0
Gameplay
70.0
Story
85.0
"While there are RPGs out there with deeper systems and more engaging mechanics, Thirsty Suitors&s; story more than makes up for any shortcomings. You don&s;t have to be the child of an immigrant to appreciate the story, but it helps. …"
Read original reviewGraphics
45.0
Gameplay
60.0
Story
80.0
"Thirsty Suitors is a hilarious romp that focuses on family, culture, and the mending of broken relationships. While the execution of its gameplay has some flaws, the game has a lot of heart that makes players root for this crazy …"
Read original reviewGraphics
40.0
Gameplay
75.0
Story
65.0
"The story can feel a bit rushed at times, but cooking under the pressure of a judgmental family and reconciling with exes through exaggerated battles makes Thirsty Suitors very worthwhile."
Read original reviewGraphics
60.0
Gameplay
75.0
Story
88.0
"An emotional yet whimsical adventure that focuses on the themes of self-acceptance and the inter-generational immigrant trauma experience."
Read original reviewGraphics
55.0
Gameplay
60.0
Story
70.0
"That’s how so much of Thirsty Suitors feels to play: stylish to look at and perhaps pleasurable in the moment yet ultimately quite shallow. As a whole, it’s a bundle of middling mechanics carried by strong writing. The story may …"
Read original reviewGraphics
65.0
Gameplay
68.0
Story
72.0
"Thirsty Suitors is a great example of what happens when a developer&s;s ambition outstrips the ability to fully realise that vision, for whatever reason. The story and visual style here are top-notch, but the actual mechanics lack the depth needed …"
Read original review"Thirsty Suitors elevates the turn-based RPG genre to the modern day with skateboarding, South Asian diversity, accessibility options, and cooking."
Read original review