Goat Simulator 3

Goat Simulator 3

November 17, 2022

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Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one&s;s favourite female protagonist. That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other …

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Adam Ryan WellPlayed Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

60.0

Gameplay

78.0

Story

28.0

"Goat Simulator 3 not only recaptures the crazy fun of the original, but it expands and improves on everything that came before, resulting in a big, stupid sandbox experience that made me smile from start to finish."

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Aldo López Atomix Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

65.0

Gameplay

68.0

Story

45.0

"In short, if you enjoyed the original and want to take that to larger proportions, it&s;s obvious that you&s;re going to like it for how simple its humor is and also for its graphical performance. It is totally a satire …"

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Alejandro Morillas IGN Spain Nov 2022
75.0 /100

Graphics

70.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

30.0

"Despite its flaws, Goat Simulator 3 is an expert in offering pure and unprejudiced fun thanks to its absolute commitment to absurdity and madness. One of the freshest and funniest experiences of the year."

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Alessandro Alosi The Games Machine Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

78.0

Gameplay

92.0

Story

64.0

"Cunningly exploiting its own limitations among which the technical ones stand out, Goat Simulator 3 is perfect for single player or even better in co-op fooling around, has a lot of crazy customizations and proves that the devs have truly …"

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Alex Avard GamesRadar+ Nov 2022
50.0 /100

Graphics

60.0

Gameplay

45.0

Story

30.0

""It shouldn&s;t come as a surprise to hear that Goat Simulator 3 is a game best enjoyed with friends""

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Ali Haider Twisted Voxel Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

60.0

Story

20.0

"Goat Simulator 3 on Switch 2 is a visual leap forward that stumbles over its own hooves. While the addition of DLC support and improved fidelity finally align it with other consoles, erratic frame rates and the lack of an …"

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Chris White God is a Geek Nov 2022
80.0 /100

"Goat Simulator 3 is ridiculous, but it&s;s so much fun that it&s;s hard to not recommend, thanks to crazy missions and enjoyable gameplay."

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Danilo Di Gennaro 4News.it Nov 2022
78.0 /100

Graphics

50.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

30.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is the perfect definition of guilty pleasure. A title that, on paper, should not work at all: narrative stripped down to the bone, essential gameplay, playful situations haphazardly put together, technical compartment full of minor uncertainties. But, …"

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Derek Johnson Jump Dash Roll Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

70.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

40.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is dumb, dotty, and through some fluke of gaming-related evolution, incredibly enjoyable."

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Dylan Chaundy We Got This Covered Nov 2022
70.0 /100

"These days, though, these kinds of experiences are undoubtedly a tougher sell, but it’s hard to be too down when you’re sporting tacos as shoes, head-butting ballerinas to produce humungous tornadoes, while the locals shoot laser beams from out their …"

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Giuseppe Carrabba Everyeye.it Nov 2022
75.0 /100

"Goat Simulator 3 is an ode to unbridled fun, a jumble of easter eggs, absurd finds and "deliberate idiocy", able to give healthy entertainment to all those who choose to once again play the role of the sheep."

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Ivan Nikolai Barkow Castilho PSX Brasil Nov 2022
65.0 /100

Graphics

60.0

Gameplay

55.0

Story

45.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is full of unfunny jokes, several once-funny exaggerations, and pretty obvious references. Underneath all this mess, we have an interesting gameplay. But still, Goat Simulator 3 is basically an open world game made entirely of bad sidequests."

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Jacob Hegarty Explosion Network Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

65.0

Gameplay

80.0

Story

55.0

"Overall, Goat Simulator 3 is a game aimed at chaos and fun, while not perfect, it hits those beats often. Much like its predecessor, there is a lot to discover that needs to be added to the mini-map, while the …"

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Jakub Kadlus INDIANTVCZ Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

65.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

45.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is a truly remarkable experience, and you have to admit that the developers have a great imagination because creating something like this must have been an experience too. Despite how crazy it is, it&s;s not that bad, …"

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James Berich Press Start Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

75.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is a remarkable improvement on the original in practically every way, with a great variety of gear to wreak havoc with. While the attempt to introduce a story mode is satisfactory at best, the dedication to offering …"

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James Wright (Impulsegamer) Impulsegamer Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

90.0

Story

20.0

"It&s;s bigger, bolder and Goat Simulator is truly weird @#$… but it&s;s probably the most original game of the year and really fun to play!"

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Jason Bohn Hardcore Gamer Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

80.0

Story

80.0

"When all is said and done, Goat Simulator 3 is a solid playground to have fun in and just be the worst goat possible."

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Javier Gutierrez Bassols Generación Xbox Nov 2022
65.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

70.0

Story

40.0

"GOAT Simulator 3 takes its humor and action a point further than in the original game, with a criticism of the sandbox of which it ends up being a prisoner and falls into the usual mistakes. All accompanied by a …"

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Jorian Non Play Watch Read Nov 2022
75.0 /100

"Goat Simulator 3 does exactly what its predecessor did so well. This time only on a larger and higher quality scale. With the co-op function and new additions, fun and a lot of laughter is guaranteed. You can play the …"

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Kelsey Raynor VG247 Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

75.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

80.0

"This one game about an entitled goat does everything I wish the original Goat Simulator did and more. The goatfits, the whimsical joy of discovering a level like the Cellar of Doom, and witnessing just how much disarray one uncontrollable …"

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Luke Winkie Nov 2022
60.0 /100

Graphics

70.0

Gameplay

55.0

Story

45.0

"Drag voters to the polls as your physics-defying goat runs for president in the silliest game of the year which can now be savoured in multiplayer madness"

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Matthew Kevin Mitchell Attack of the Fanboy Nov 2022
100.0 /100

"Pilgor is back and better than ever. Goat Simulator 3 is the troll sequel no one asked for, but happy to get it, anyway. Help her defeat The Farmer and wreak as much havoc as possible on the residents of …"

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Meg Pelliccio TheGamer Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

78.0

Gameplay

82.0

Story

74.0

"Goat Simulator 3 raises the baaa-r on every level (I can’t help myself, I’ve been playing it for too long and the goat puns have taken over). Everything is bigger and better. A larger open world, more customisation, more to …"

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Mohammad Reza Nowroozi Gamefa Nov 2022
57.0 /100

"Games like Goat Simulator 3 are being developed with certain target audience in mind. Looking for fun? You&s;re going to love GS3. Looking for something more serious and polished? don&s;t even think about it!"

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Neil Bolt PlayStation Universe Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

90.0

Gameplay

70.0

Story

50.0

"Goat Simulator 3 isn&s;t exactly ripping up the thin rule book its predecessor scribbled out, but it recaptures the stupid anarchic joy and amplifies its influence across a bigger, better game world."

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Ozzie Mejia Shacknews Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

70.0

Gameplay

85.0

Story

20.0

"Despite issues with the game&s;s engine, Goat Simulator 3 is going to go down as a guilty pleasure. It&s;s relaxing in all the ways the original game was and a fun reminder that gaming doesn&s;t always have to take itself …"

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Peter Dragula SECTOR.sk Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

75.0

Story

30.0

"The crazy goat simulation, which was more of an April Fool&s;s joke, caught on very well and the second part, or the third, is already here. It offers unfettered fun, but also bugs."

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Sakura Cantini Console-Tribe Nov 2022
77.0 /100

"We&s;ve reached the end of this bizarre tale filled with goats and explosions, broadening our horizons thanks to Goat Simulator 3: after all, it&s;s not every day you become a goat. Developed by Coffee Stain North, it&s;s a cheerful and …"

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Sam Stewart Game Rant Nov 2022
70.0 /100

Graphics

20.0

Gameplay

50.0

Story

10.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is a spectacularly broken game with dull single player, but wildly silly multiplayer potential."

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Stefania Sperandio Spaziogames Nov 2022
77.0 /100

Graphics

85.0

Gameplay

70.0

Story

40.0

"Goat Simulator 3 makes no prisoners and comes out as a fun and non-stop parody of modern open world games. Some of its ideas are way better than others and it lacks that sense of surprise that we got with …"

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Stefano Castelli IGN Italy Nov 2022
82.0 /100

Graphics

75.0

Gameplay

80.0

Story

60.0

"Bigger, badder, better: Goat Simulator 3 is a very fun open world game with a surprisingly intriguing multiplayer mode. If you want to discover every single one of its secrets, you&s;ll have to play for many... many hours."

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Stephen Tailby Push Square Nov 2022
60.0 /100

Graphics

70.0

Gameplay

55.0

Story

45.0

"For what it is, Goat Simulator 3 excels. It&s;s a bigger, crazier sequel to the viral hit, built expressly to satiate anyone&s;s appetite for chaos. It&s;s the epitome of dumb fun; if you want to switch your brain off and …"

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Ted Litchfield PC Gamer Nov 2022
50.0 /100

Graphics

50.0

Gameplay

50.0

Story

50.0

"Goat Simulator 3 neither excels at gif-able joke physics nor at being a structured singleplayer platformer."

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Travis Northup IGN Nov 2022
80.0 /100

Graphics

70.0

Gameplay

90.0

Story

45.0

"Goat Simulator 3 is bigger, sillier, and packed with more low-stakes fun."

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