Goat Simulator 3
November 17, 2022
Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one&s;s favourite female protagonist. That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other …
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Critic Reviews (34)
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60.0
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78.0
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28.0
"Goat Simulator 3 not only recaptures the crazy fun of the original, but it expands and improves on everything that came before, resulting in a big, stupid sandbox experience that made me smile from start to finish."
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65.0
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68.0
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45.0
"In short, if you enjoyed the original and want to take that to larger proportions, it&s;s obvious that you&s;re going to like it for how simple its humor is and also for its graphical performance. It is totally a satire …"
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70.0
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85.0
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30.0
"Despite its flaws, Goat Simulator 3 is an expert in offering pure and unprejudiced fun thanks to its absolute commitment to absurdity and madness. One of the freshest and funniest experiences of the year."
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78.0
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92.0
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64.0
"Cunningly exploiting its own limitations among which the technical ones stand out, Goat Simulator 3 is perfect for single player or even better in co-op fooling around, has a lot of crazy customizations and proves that the devs have truly …"
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60.0
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45.0
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30.0
""It shouldn&s;t come as a surprise to hear that Goat Simulator 3 is a game best enjoyed with friends""
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80.0
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60.0
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20.0
"Goat Simulator 3 on Switch 2 is a visual leap forward that stumbles over its own hooves. While the addition of DLC support and improved fidelity finally align it with other consoles, erratic frame rates and the lack of an …"
Read original review"Goat Simulator 3 is ridiculous, but it&s;s so much fun that it&s;s hard to not recommend, thanks to crazy missions and enjoyable gameplay."
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50.0
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85.0
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30.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is the perfect definition of guilty pleasure. A title that, on paper, should not work at all: narrative stripped down to the bone, essential gameplay, playful situations haphazardly put together, technical compartment full of minor uncertainties. But, …"
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70.0
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85.0
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40.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is dumb, dotty, and through some fluke of gaming-related evolution, incredibly enjoyable."
Read original review"These days, though, these kinds of experiences are undoubtedly a tougher sell, but it’s hard to be too down when you’re sporting tacos as shoes, head-butting ballerinas to produce humungous tornadoes, while the locals shoot laser beams from out their …"
Read original review"Goat Simulator 3 is an ode to unbridled fun, a jumble of easter eggs, absurd finds and "deliberate idiocy", able to give healthy entertainment to all those who choose to once again play the role of the sheep."
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60.0
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55.0
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45.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is full of unfunny jokes, several once-funny exaggerations, and pretty obvious references. Underneath all this mess, we have an interesting gameplay. But still, Goat Simulator 3 is basically an open world game made entirely of bad sidequests."
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65.0
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80.0
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55.0
"Overall, Goat Simulator 3 is a game aimed at chaos and fun, while not perfect, it hits those beats often. Much like its predecessor, there is a lot to discover that needs to be added to the mini-map, while the …"
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65.0
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85.0
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45.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is a truly remarkable experience, and you have to admit that the developers have a great imagination because creating something like this must have been an experience too. Despite how crazy it is, it&s;s not that bad, …"
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80.0
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85.0
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75.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is a remarkable improvement on the original in practically every way, with a great variety of gear to wreak havoc with. While the attempt to introduce a story mode is satisfactory at best, the dedication to offering …"
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80.0
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90.0
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20.0
"It&s;s bigger, bolder and Goat Simulator is truly weird @#$… but it&s;s probably the most original game of the year and really fun to play!"
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80.0
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80.0
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80.0
"When all is said and done, Goat Simulator 3 is a solid playground to have fun in and just be the worst goat possible."
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80.0
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70.0
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40.0
"GOAT Simulator 3 takes its humor and action a point further than in the original game, with a criticism of the sandbox of which it ends up being a prisoner and falls into the usual mistakes. All accompanied by a …"
Read original review"Goat Simulator 3 does exactly what its predecessor did so well. This time only on a larger and higher quality scale. With the co-op function and new additions, fun and a lot of laughter is guaranteed. You can play the …"
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75.0
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85.0
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80.0
"This one game about an entitled goat does everything I wish the original Goat Simulator did and more. The goatfits, the whimsical joy of discovering a level like the Cellar of Doom, and witnessing just how much disarray one uncontrollable …"
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70.0
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55.0
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45.0
"Drag voters to the polls as your physics-defying goat runs for president in the silliest game of the year which can now be savoured in multiplayer madness"
Read original review"Pilgor is back and better than ever. Goat Simulator 3 is the troll sequel no one asked for, but happy to get it, anyway. Help her defeat The Farmer and wreak as much havoc as possible on the residents of …"
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78.0
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82.0
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74.0
"Goat Simulator 3 raises the baaa-r on every level (I can’t help myself, I’ve been playing it for too long and the goat puns have taken over). Everything is bigger and better. A larger open world, more customisation, more to …"
Read original review"Games like Goat Simulator 3 are being developed with certain target audience in mind. Looking for fun? You&s;re going to love GS3. Looking for something more serious and polished? don&s;t even think about it!"
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90.0
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70.0
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50.0
"Goat Simulator 3 isn&s;t exactly ripping up the thin rule book its predecessor scribbled out, but it recaptures the stupid anarchic joy and amplifies its influence across a bigger, better game world."
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70.0
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85.0
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20.0
"Despite issues with the game&s;s engine, Goat Simulator 3 is going to go down as a guilty pleasure. It&s;s relaxing in all the ways the original game was and a fun reminder that gaming doesn&s;t always have to take itself …"
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80.0
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75.0
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30.0
"The crazy goat simulation, which was more of an April Fool&s;s joke, caught on very well and the second part, or the third, is already here. It offers unfettered fun, but also bugs."
Read original review"We&s;ve reached the end of this bizarre tale filled with goats and explosions, broadening our horizons thanks to Goat Simulator 3: after all, it&s;s not every day you become a goat. Developed by Coffee Stain North, it&s;s a cheerful and …"
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20.0
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50.0
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10.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is a spectacularly broken game with dull single player, but wildly silly multiplayer potential."
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85.0
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70.0
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40.0
"Goat Simulator 3 makes no prisoners and comes out as a fun and non-stop parody of modern open world games. Some of its ideas are way better than others and it lacks that sense of surprise that we got with …"
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75.0
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80.0
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60.0
"Bigger, badder, better: Goat Simulator 3 is a very fun open world game with a surprisingly intriguing multiplayer mode. If you want to discover every single one of its secrets, you&s;ll have to play for many... many hours."
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70.0
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55.0
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45.0
"For what it is, Goat Simulator 3 excels. It&s;s a bigger, crazier sequel to the viral hit, built expressly to satiate anyone&s;s appetite for chaos. It&s;s the epitome of dumb fun; if you want to switch your brain off and …"
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50.0
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50.0
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50.0
"Goat Simulator 3 neither excels at gif-able joke physics nor at being a structured singleplayer platformer."
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70.0
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90.0
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45.0
"Goat Simulator 3 is bigger, sillier, and packed with more low-stakes fun."
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