Just Die Already
May 20, 2021
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games …
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60.2
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Critic Reviews (13)
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30.0
Gameplay
85.0
Story
45.0
"I threw a grenade filled with bees at a bunch of martial artists. The bees killed two of them. You have to be wary of bees, as they are clearly quite deadly."
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60.0
Gameplay
60.0
Story
60.0
"All in all, I had a lot of fun during the journey leading to writing this Just Die Already review. The developers of this game put a lot of love into it, despite what it tries to show off. Loads …"
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40.0
Gameplay
35.0
Story
45.0
"Just Die Already sounds amazing on paper; old people foregoing common sense and wanting to end their lives in the most over the top way imaginable. The overall look of the game is hilarious and there is some fun to …"
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58.0
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52.0
Story
71.0
"Whether you call them weirdo physics games, chaos sandboxes, or just a crazy time, games in the vein of the somewhat infamous Goat Simulator and its ilk are kind of hard to put a finger on..."
Read original review"Just Die Already’s premise of playing as an old person and causing all kinds of trouble in an open world is fun at first but just like your character it gets old."
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55.0
Gameplay
65.0
Story
45.0
"Indulge a guilty pleasure as your ageing character flails around collecting knives, bombs and basketballs while avoiding electrocution and hungry sharks"
Read original review"Just Die Already has a few decent things going for it such as the freedom and nice artstyle, it ultimately falters due to controls that often feel sluggish, an uninteresting soundscape, and a sense of humor that never really lands."
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70.0
Gameplay
50.0
Story
60.0
"Just Die Already takes the outrageous nature of Goat Simulator and brings it to a completely new concepts and premise. But, while the experience is fun and a laugh, it is fairly shallow and physics don&s;t hold up to other …"
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50.0
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20.0
Story
30.0
"Just Die Already is a game principally about killing people, but which fails to make the killing fun or satisfying in any way, and as a result presents about as much utility as a power drill made out of wet …"
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68.0
Gameplay
72.0
Story
64.0
"If I had to sum up Just Die Already in a nutshell, I’d say that despite its flaws, the game will definitely entertain you. I highly recommend it for a group of four friends who want to play a casual …"
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65.0
Gameplay
80.0
Story
40.0
"Just Die Already is an enjoyably mean-spirited game that would cross the line into hateful if it wasn’t so gleeful in its disrespect for elders. Less Octodad, more octogenarian, a surplus of the usual physics sandbox glitches don’t detract from …"
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25.0
Gameplay
75.0
Story
10.0
"Just Die Already is a game that offers you the odd few hours of reprieve from other, more serious experiences, handing you the reins and coaxing you into experimenting with every ridiculous idea that pops into your head. It&s;s fantastic …"
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15.0
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35.0
Story
20.0
"While Just Die Already features a great concept, funny gameplay, and an excellent art style. Its lack of objectives and narrative really hold it back from being anything but a few minute novelty."
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