The Procession to Calvary

The Procession to Calvary

April 9, 2020

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Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it&s;s not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission …

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Billy Walker Jump Dash Roll Apr 2020
80.0 /100

Graphics

20.0

Gameplay

60.0

Story

10.0

"Although sometimes frustrating and obtuse, The Procession to Calvary is a surreal and uniquely funny game well worth the pocket change you&s;ll spend on it."

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Bob Richardson RPG Fan Apr 2020
79.0 /100

"Suited for those with a sense of humor who enjoy the idea of poking fun at just about anyone on a pedestal."

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Claudio Magistrelli The Games Machine Apr 2020
83.0 /100

Graphics

75.0

Gameplay

92.0

Story

58.0

"The Procession to Calvary is a blasphemous, cinical and rad point&a;click adventure set inside a collage of Renaissance paintings. Brilliant dialogues and gorgeous animations are the perfect frame for Joe Richardson&s;s dark humor and his funny homages to the Monty …"

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Cody Peterson TechRaptor Apr 2020
80.0 /100

Graphics

75.0

Gameplay

40.0

Story

30.0

"An fun combination of odd humor and classic paintings."

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Cosmin Vasile Softpedia Apr 2020
85.0 /100

"If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson&s;s previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly four hours you will need to finish it. …"

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Damien McFerran Nintendo Life Apr 2020
70.0 /100

Graphics

85.0

Gameplay

75.0

Story

45.0

"Ultimately, The Procession To Calvary is one of the most amusing and unique video games we&s;ve played in some time on Switch, and if you&s;re a fan of the genre, then it&s;s absolutely worth your time."

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Francesco Ursino Spaziogames Apr 2020
78.0 /100

Graphics

85.0

Gameplay

80.0

Story

74.0

"The Procession to Calvary is an intense, fun and bizzarre point-and-click adventure crafted with love."

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Heidi Hawes WayTooManyGames Apr 2020
90.0 /100

Graphics

85.0

Gameplay

70.0

Story

75.0

"Anyone who is a fan of Monty Python, or sarcastic British humor in general, needs to play it. This game had me cracking up all the way through. It’s a breath of fresh air in an otherwise quagmire of mediocrity …"

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João Canelo Echo Boomer Apr 2020
95.0 /100

Graphics

92.0

Gameplay

68.0

Story

84.0

"The Procession to Calvary it&s;s the equivalent of playing an episode of Black Adder, but with the acidity of Black Books and the surrealism of Garth Mareghi’s Darkplace. In short, it is recommended for all fans in a good mood."

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Joseph Barrood Rapid Reviews UK Apr 2020
70.0 /100

Graphics

60.0

Gameplay

45.0

Story

35.0

"The Procession to Calvary is a point-and-click adventure title that is rude, crude, and lewd. It focuses on providing a comedic story, yet it stands out from other similar titles by taking inspiration from Renaissance artwork. Is Renaissance the new …"

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Justin Nation Nindie Spotlight Apr 2020
75.0 /100

Graphics

80.0

Gameplay

65.0

Story

40.0

"As a connoisseur of weirdo games I’ve seen a whole lot of different approaches to taking the ordinary and going in a completely different direction then normal but nothing quite like Procession to Calvary..."

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Matúš Štrba SECTOR.sk Apr 2020
80.0 /100

Graphics

65.0

Gameplay

70.0

Story

75.0

"The Procession to Calvary is a rather short Phytonesque point and click adventure built from renaissance paintings that will make you laugh."

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Patrick Anderson COGconnected Apr 2020
83.0 /100

Graphics

92.0

Gameplay

78.0

Story

78.0

"If you played the first game, The Procession to Calvary will feel very familiar. In fact, it is so similar in look and gameplay that it felt to me like a seamless continuation."

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Robert Ramsey Push Square Apr 2020
80.0 /100

Graphics

92.0

Gameplay

86.0

Story

78.0

"Simply put, The Procession to Calvary is a great little game."

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Steve C TheSixthAxis Apr 2020
70.0 /100

Graphics

65.0

Gameplay

80.0

Story

70.0

"The Procession to Calvary is very rude, very silly, and a whole lot of fun if taken as it is intended. Much like the Monty Python sketches that have influenced it, it walks the thin line between humour and heresy, …"

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Willem Hilhorst NintendoWorldReport Apr 2020
80.0 /100

Graphics

85.0

Gameplay

70.0

Story

80.0

"The humor is probably the best writing I&s;ve experienced all year, but in true European fashion, it&s;s dark, dry, and very self-referential at times. While it does have a few shortcomings, including the way in which the game has been …"

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Yann Bernard Gameblog Apr 2020
70.0 /100

Graphics

68.0

Gameplay

58.0

Story

64.0

"With Four Last Things, Joe Richardson had fortunately not said his last word. For the one that best describes his works, collage in this case, also applies to his spiritual successor - in every sense of the word - The …"

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80.0 /100

Graphics

10.0

Gameplay

30.0

Story

40.0

"In fact, we have full-length Monty Python`s sketch — in an interactive way and in modern style."

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