The Procession to Calvary
April 9, 2020
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it&s;s not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission …
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Critic Reviews (18)
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20.0
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60.0
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10.0
"Although sometimes frustrating and obtuse, The Procession to Calvary is a surreal and uniquely funny game well worth the pocket change you&s;ll spend on it."
Read original review"Suited for those with a sense of humor who enjoy the idea of poking fun at just about anyone on a pedestal."
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75.0
Gameplay
92.0
Story
58.0
"The Procession to Calvary is a blasphemous, cinical and rad point&a;click adventure set inside a collage of Renaissance paintings. Brilliant dialogues and gorgeous animations are the perfect frame for Joe Richardson&s;s dark humor and his funny homages to the Monty …"
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75.0
Gameplay
40.0
Story
30.0
"An fun combination of odd humor and classic paintings."
Read original review"If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson&s;s previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly four hours you will need to finish it. …"
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85.0
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75.0
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45.0
"Ultimately, The Procession To Calvary is one of the most amusing and unique video games we&s;ve played in some time on Switch, and if you&s;re a fan of the genre, then it&s;s absolutely worth your time."
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85.0
Gameplay
80.0
Story
74.0
"The Procession to Calvary is an intense, fun and bizzarre point-and-click adventure crafted with love."
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85.0
Gameplay
70.0
Story
75.0
"Anyone who is a fan of Monty Python, or sarcastic British humor in general, needs to play it. This game had me cracking up all the way through. It’s a breath of fresh air in an otherwise quagmire of mediocrity …"
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92.0
Gameplay
68.0
Story
84.0
"The Procession to Calvary it&s;s the equivalent of playing an episode of Black Adder, but with the acidity of Black Books and the surrealism of Garth Mareghi’s Darkplace. In short, it is recommended for all fans in a good mood."
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60.0
Gameplay
45.0
Story
35.0
"The Procession to Calvary is a point-and-click adventure title that is rude, crude, and lewd. It focuses on providing a comedic story, yet it stands out from other similar titles by taking inspiration from Renaissance artwork. Is Renaissance the new …"
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80.0
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65.0
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40.0
"As a connoisseur of weirdo games I’ve seen a whole lot of different approaches to taking the ordinary and going in a completely different direction then normal but nothing quite like Procession to Calvary..."
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65.0
Gameplay
70.0
Story
75.0
"The Procession to Calvary is a rather short Phytonesque point and click adventure built from renaissance paintings that will make you laugh."
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92.0
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78.0
Story
78.0
"If you played the first game, The Procession to Calvary will feel very familiar. In fact, it is so similar in look and gameplay that it felt to me like a seamless continuation."
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92.0
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86.0
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78.0
"Simply put, The Procession to Calvary is a great little game."
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65.0
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80.0
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70.0
"The Procession to Calvary is very rude, very silly, and a whole lot of fun if taken as it is intended. Much like the Monty Python sketches that have influenced it, it walks the thin line between humour and heresy, …"
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85.0
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70.0
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80.0
"The humor is probably the best writing I&s;ve experienced all year, but in true European fashion, it&s;s dark, dry, and very self-referential at times. While it does have a few shortcomings, including the way in which the game has been …"
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68.0
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58.0
Story
64.0
"With Four Last Things, Joe Richardson had fortunately not said his last word. For the one that best describes his works, collage in this case, also applies to his spiritual successor - in every sense of the word - The …"
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10.0
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30.0
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40.0
"In fact, we have full-length Monty Python`s sketch — in an interactive way and in modern style."
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