Date Everything!

"This is such an absolutely insane concept for a game, and the even more ludicrous aspect about it is that it actually works. Date Everything really puts its money where its mouth is and lets you do just as the …"

"I really didn&s;t know what to expect from Date Everything. I mean, a game in which you can get amorous with your curtains is not your average Nintendo Switch experience. But that unusual uniqueness is all part of Date Everything&s;s …"

"It&s;s an easy trap to fall into for a game like this, and it&s;s my warning to those reading this to just enjoy each character as they come. The completionist in me really took over my early playtime but eventually …"

"Date Everything! is one of the most inventive dating‑sim experiments in recent memory. It’s polished, funny, and frequently touching, an easy recommendation for anyone who wants a fresh, voice‑forward take on romance games."

"Date Everything – When Household Objects Steal Your Heart"

"Date Everything! is a passionate game in all ways. From the writing to the artwork, it&s;s impossible not to love such a goofy yet touching experience. Bringing dating sims to a whole new level, this is one that you can&s;t …"

"While it may look goofy at first glance, Date Everything is a lengthy feel-good dating sim with plenty of heart, soul, and furniture puns."

"Date Everything! lets players date… everything."

"Date Everything!’s romance packs heart, with its stellar voice work and sheer wit stealing the show. Grab your Dateviators - there’s a world just waiting to be swooned."

"Date Everything feels like too much of a good thing, as the game prioritises quantity over quality."

"Date Everything! is a hilarious and endearing dating sim that’s packed full of great performances and memorable character designs. Sporting 100 romanceable objects, you’re never short on Dateables to fall in love (or hate) with."

"Date Everything! is silly, lighthearted and full of joie de vivre. Miss this date at your peril."

"Date Everything! is an exemplary example of what happens when game developers remember they have free will and can do literally anything they want. A classic dating sim style game but with a twist, Sassy Chap Games decided it would …"

"Date Everything! is an addictive sandbox dating simulator where you&s;ll Love, Friend, or Hate all 100 voice-acted objects in your home. It features simple controls, is full of quirkiness, secrets, and has a fun-loving story that will keep you entertained …"

"&s;s sincere, hilarious, and honest, and is probably one of the most enjoyable indie games I&s;ve ever played. As a debut game, Sassy Chap Games knocked it out of the park with this sandbox dating sim. If you appreciate the …"

"Date Everything provides an ideal dating simulator recipe: charming characters, a light-hearted tone, and an incredibly disturbing premise. Unfortunately, performance issues at launch also provided a significant obstacle, and I had a hard time getting over some of the narrative …"

"Date Everything’s main draw is its crazy premise, but thanks to its storylines that are brought to life by seasoned voice actors, it is more than just a silly idea. It is a surprisingly heartfelt experience that expertly blends silly …"

"Date Everything! is one of those rare games that sounds like a joke until it blindsides you with how good it actually is. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and completely committed to its absurd premise. The writing is sharp, the voice acting …"

"Admittedly, dating sim-style games aren’t usually my thing, believe it or not. However, as a reviewer, I like to approach experiences open-mindedly, as you never know if they’ll take you by surprise. Date Everything! is probably one of the most …"

"Absolutely heaving with personality, it&s;s clear a lot of heart and soul has gone into making Date Everything. Its characters are beautifully brought to life, but trying to meet everyone (which you&s;ll want to do) can feel a bit of …"

"I wish the writing was a bit less shallow, which feels like a side effect of trying to cram so much in a small space and doing so with a sandbox-style structure. Visual novels benefit from guardrails preventing them from …"

"I am rating this game 9/10 for its brilliant writing, dynamic characters, and the sheer silly joy it brings. Who knew being in a romantic relationship with Existential Dread could be this much fun?!"

"Date Everything! is a love letter to the very concept of love in all of its many forms. Try as it may, AI will literally never make something as beautiful and authentic as this."

"This visual novel weaves romantic elements into some of the funniest jokes imaginable, resulting in a highly entertaining story. If the gameplay had been more robust, it could have been even more engaging."

"You will never look at your shelves the same way again."

"We don&s;t think the team has ever dared to push the envelope, but we&s;re still given the option to set a warning if something potentially triggering is about to happen, giving us the option to skip the interaction entirely and …"

"It&s;s always a delight to see how this household object or concept is brought to life."

"Date Everything is a glorious, ridiculous, and surprisingly heartfelt celebration of connection in all its forms. It’s not perfect—the sheer number of characters means some storylines are thinner than others, and the time-based mechanics can feel a bit fiddly—but it’s …"

"Date Everything! may seem like a silly dating sim at first, but it goes much further. Sassy Chap Games&s; title plays with the absurd to speak of something human: the need for connection. Behind every joke lies a sensitive game, …"

"This game is an unexpected hit that’s crafted with love. There’s hundreds of interactions and a ton of solid writing. It’s perfect for romance fans but because of how different it is from the average romance visual novel, most gamers …"

"Date Everything is a funny, mostly well-written, date sim that really manages to present you 100 different characters in unique ways. You’ll want to meet them all, each expertly voice acted, and learn more about the wacky narrative, though will …"

"Date Everything! does what it says on the tin and does it in style - a visual and aural feast dripping in creativity."

"Nothing says “Happy Pride” like getting talked off by a strange, submissive man in your Air Conditioning vents whose only pleasure in life is pleasuring you."

"Date Everything! is much more than its title joke. It’s a vibrant, lovingly crafted, deeply strange meditation on human connection. Whether you’re romancing a haunted blender or unpacking grief through a flirtatious coat rack, the emotional payoff is real."